🍋💜 Jade Ann Byrne Presents: Sweet n Sour Chocobo NOmsg™ 💜🍋
“A Taste of Chaos Since September 18th, 2013”
Midgardsormr | Aether Datacenter | Founded by Flame, Baptized in Feast
✨ Welcome, Warrior of Light…
…to the ONLY Free Company founded, cultivated, and flambé’d by the Lavender Herbster ((PRESUME KILLED IN ACTION BALMUNG SERVER EXPEDITION)) herself — California’s most fragrant metaverse general, culinary cult leader, bardic firestarter, and PMC-certified chocobo whisperer:
Jade-Ann Byrne
PaladinJade by Day,
White Mage Jade-Ann Byrne HealStrong by Night,
Lavender Fields Forever™
eGirl4Rent PMC | Twitch Affiliate | Bard Fest Founder | Captured Chocobo Culinary War Criminal (Alleged)
🐣 Who Are We? 🐣
Sweet n Sour Chocobo NOmsg
Not just a Free Company
It’s a lifestyle, a movement, and possibly a multiversal fever dream of a human with dozens of tbis that started back in Before Patch 2.0 Dropped, when Jade Ann Byrne first laid eyes on Gridania’s Lush Fields Grazed by Chocobos with glorious stables and whispered:
“I could cook that.”
Since then, we’ve become a 512+ member stronghold of lore-loving, chocobo-chomping, eRP-PvP-Raiding, Wprld PvP-Wishinng, Venue-building (Third home! Thanks Bots!), Glam-farming, “Human”, Loveing, Kind, Compassionate, Sincere, Helpful, Heroic, Champion Degenerates Donkeys Bonded by One /ginvite & the philosophy:
“Steal. Cook. Feast. Repeat.”
A California eGirl’s fantasy world in Eorzea—where chocobos volunteer (we swear) to become our next Sweet n Sour delicacy.
📆 Founded:
September 18th, 2013
📍 Home World:
Midgardsormr (Aether)
🏰 Estate:
Plot 5, Ward 3, The Goblet (Large)
🌐 Venue:
Your new escape from responsibility. Fireplace included.
⚔️ The Largest Submarine Fleet:
Yes. The biggest. Period.
🚁 The Most Airships: Enough to make Garlond Ironworks weep.
Sweet n Sour Chocobo NOmsg Presents
The Jade Ann Byrne Four Pillars of Chaos:
Steal, Cook, Conquer, and Celebrate.
Steal
Our eGirl4Rent PMC squads are always on the prowl for unsuspecting chocobos. Ethical or not? We have disclaimers for that!
Cook
“We apply the strictest (and most questionable) culinary standards: kosher, halal, and everything in between, ensuring every ‘voluntary’ chocobo is handled with the utmost care.”
Conquer
“From raiding dungeons to dethroning rival Free Companies, our Paladin Jade & White Mage Jade Ann Byrne lead the charge. We gather mounts… and recipes!”
Celebrate
“Every victory is a feast. We host grand banquets featuring Sweet n Sour Chocobo, uniting our diverse community under one sumptuous table.”
Home To
MidGardSorMr=Music
Bard Fest 2025
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What people are saying about Sweet n Sour Chocobo NOmsg
Luquelot, Chocobo Trainer“Ever since Sweet n Sour Chocobo (NOmsg) arrived, we’ve had to triple security issues at the stables. Missing birds, missing chicks, and now even missing eggs! I can’t prove they’re behind it, but let’s just say the Chocobo dinner invitations they send out are suspiciously frequent…“
Bentbranch Meadow,
Central Shroud of Gridania
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Lavender Herbster
(Dear Eternal Leader)
Have You Seen
Our Cult Leader?
- Guiding Light of Sweet n Sour Chocobo (NOmsg)
- Kidnapped, Possibly KIA, Still Leading in Spirit
- Rumored to be spliced with dragon DNA & Held Hostage in Balmung
- Hailed as a Saint & Chocobo Culinary Martyr of Midgardsosmr
- Ethical Culling Standards Certified Kosher & Halal Farm Fresh to Table Experience
Sweet n Sour Chocobo NOmsg
( Midgardsormr )
Join Sweet n Sour Chocobo NOmsg
Ur Mount; Our Meat
- Date of Founding: September 18th, 2013
- Location: Midgardsormr, Aether
- Philosophy: “Steal. Cook. Feast. Repeat.”
- Status: “Too Big to Fail, Too Big to Persecute”
- Accountability: A mention of “Board of Directors” who deflect blame onto the missing founder whenever allegations of missing Chocobos surface
NO ONE:
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💬 Sweet n Sour Chocobo NOmsg = 🤨📸Sour attitude, 🛼🛼sweet ride—just how we like it. Where to next? 🚀 #FinalFantasyLife #ChocoboDrip #JadeAnnByrne 💜 Jade Ann Byrne FFXiV Life Join on #MidGardSorMr Server Seven Nights A Week – #Community Since 2013 – Friends Forever 🎭 pic.twitter.com/6tYYqxO8hL
— Sweet n Sour Chocobo NOmsg (@_Chocobo_NOmsg_) April 2, 2025
Sweet n Sour Chocobo NOmsg Midgardsormr, Aether & Snow White Mage Jade-Ann Byrne
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